Mom: Okay, so your uncle has stage 4 cancer, NOT stage 5.
Mom: Well, I just didn’t want you to see that on Facebook and get worried or think that I didn’t tell you first.
Me: Then why did you post that before telling me? And why did you post that he had stage 5???
Mom: Well, I just found this out like a half hour ago! And I didn’t post anything!
Literally. Insane. There was absolutely no talk of stages before tonight. And there’s no such thing as “stage 5”, sooo, yeah. She claims his doctor said he can fight this though. But I have no idea what to believe since my mom’s basically starting backwards conversations with me. I just don’t know. At least he’s fighting. At least she’s trying to help him, I guess.
And on that note, I’m going to make some flax muffins. Muffins, fuck yeah.